gowzer

teacher of extreme retardedness; person known for commonly mistreating animals

"Wow, she is so dumb, like a gowzer."

by Bob Fetus April 13, 2004

Jake Gower

A bourbon-ginger drink

Person 1:
Bartender can I get a Jake Gower?
Bartender:
1 Bourbon-ginger coming your way.

by athensmongrel November 7, 2011

Gozer

An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.

Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters

by Sidmystic September 29, 2003

Sula gowers

Dolan twins obsessed girl with no lane

Sula gowers is obsessed with the dolan twins

by linda678 March 10, 2019

Greedy Gower

Industry term used to describe a company insider that makes a decision for their own self gain at the expense of shareholders.

Historically used to reference the Canadian mining company Emerita Resources and the way the CEO misappropriated a land package to enrich himself and several insiders.

'So he dropped the land package for nothing and then gave it to himself later? He's such a Greedy Gower - he'll definitely get caught!'

'I can't believe he paid himself such a large bonus for such terrible share performance - what a Greedy Gower!'

'How can the company pay the CEO that kind of outrageous salary? Oh - the executives all awarded themselves outlandish salaries - what a bunch of Greedy Gowers!'

by Kevin De October 3, 2022

Gower Kick

A golfing term for any shot which, miraculously finds itself positioned in the fairway, or on the green, or indeed any position as a result of huge portions of fortune granted by the golfing gods.

We were robbed Jonie, Wheelsoff and Divotking had some major Gower Kicks today.

by bensunski September 6, 2010

goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

by Yalda December 12, 2006