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gozzer

Noun.
A.) A gozzer is a girl who likes to look at or find hot/fit/good looking boys, such as at the mall or at school.
B.) A clean exclamation, meaning "crud", "darn", or "god".
A:)
Boy 1: "Why does that chick keep looking at me?"
Boy 2: "Oh, she's a gozzer, she must think you're hot."
Boy 1: "Sweet!"

B.) After saying something embarassing, you would think "OH MY GOZZER!!" to yourself.
by GozzerGoddess August 11, 2006
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Gozzer

A "gozzer" is one who experiences moments of pure blankness whilst trying to carry out an action. ultimatley failing and then falling into the category of "Gozzer" or they have "Gozzed out"

associated words

Goz monkey
Gozwop
Wizard of Goz
Gozmania
Gozzer examples.

Kelly start talking to someone about the weather half way through she forgets what they were talking about - GOZZER

Kelly goes to the shops for a tin of beans and comes back with bread, milk, butter, yet no beans - GOZZER

Kelly walks into a wall - GOZZER

Kelly is staring into space, seemingly pondering the world when John asks Kelly what she is pondering ? kelly replies, "sorry John i was just GOZZING out there for a moment"
by Dean_McCluskey August 1, 2007
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Gozzer

This was actually a word before the Millennial crew decided it sounded funny and appropriated it. It is the term for the small maggots produced by Greenbottle (fly) eggs.
Yeah I had no luck with the Red or Yellow Coloured Maggots, but the fish are going mad for Gozzers today.
by Mong-Jesus November 16, 2021
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meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.
Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!
by Johnadam May 31, 2006
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Gazzerwilly

Someone who has a famously small willy
Your such a gazzerwilly
by Judgegaming July 1, 2018
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Gozer

An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.
Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters
by Sidmystic September 29, 2003
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goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.
yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!
by Yalda December 12, 2006
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