gower

a gay shower.

Rachel: Hey Autumn! You wanna go take a gower with me?

Autumn: Sure, I fucking love gowers!

by Zebra Snuggie Jersey December 4, 2010

Gower

1: Slang term for a person who fabricates stories especially to make themselves look impressive, sophisticated or intelligent.
2: A person who generally lies often.
(Origin - London possibly from Jamaican.)

AK: Dude, I had a threesome with two girls from that TV show, 'Hollyoaks!'
Abdul: You're a gower, sta!

by j35t3r October 3, 2006

gower

the act of throwing up, vomiting profusely.

Gower just gowered all over himself and the bathroom. I mean there is Gower absolutely everywhere in here.

by Travis Klotz March 16, 2008

Gower

To look down at someone from a high height

Paddy gowered at Andrew with complete disdain.

by Gowerbot February 17, 2015

Gower

A mass of creepy, unkempt, dirty Male specimen who will do anything in his power to make you uncomfortable in his presence. (Speak really creepily, stare at you intently for long periods of time, gets in your personal space and refuses to leave)

Anyone: please get Gower away from me, he makes me uncomfortable

Teachers: fuck off

by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019

Gower

A city in Missouri in which nothing of any interest happens. No one wants to go to Gower. The people in Gower do not want to live in Gower. The existence of Gower has no meaning. It is the most pointless city to ever exist.

No one wants to live in Gower

by HairTheDwarf April 9, 2019

Gower

A fat creepy pedophile who will do anything in his power to make you feel vulnerable and uncomfortable. Mention anything close to sex, he is spawned like a demon in witch craft. Shoeburyness claims to be the best school about but employs people who act/look like convicted predators who’ve been interviewed by Chris Hansen.

Anyone: Gower won’t leave my bum hole alone please help me.
Every teacher: no.

by GoAbsolutelyBonkers April 21, 2019