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government's record 

постановление правительства
The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)
government's record by hollli November 22, 2016
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u.s government 

lizardmen and women
u.s government slllllluuurrrp
u.s government by `-=[]\;',./ December 6, 2018

People's Government 

A phrase used to initially infer the inclusion of everyone in the actions of the state before slowly admitting "oh, we didn't mean you" and then it is used to justify the actions of the state. Current examples include China (Central People's Government), a soviet backed occupation of Lithuania (People's Government of Lithuania) , soviet backed client state in northern Iran (Azerbaijan People's Government ) and the United Kingdom (People's Government)
My name is Boris. I am the leader of the People's Government of the United Kingdom. <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of Britain <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of England. It is the will of the people to rebuild hadrian's wall and Offa's Dyke and we are not paying for it.

This is a resolve of his majesty's government

What Winston Churchill was trying to utter in a speech of his.
Winston Churchill: iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment (This is a resolve of his majesty's government)

U.S. Government 

A body solely owned by corporations (see corruption) that governs the United States. It's only objectives are to make the people comply to it, to waste money, and to take away your liberties.
You: Look, the U.S. Government just passed new legislation.
Friend: What does it do?
You: It makes healthcare more expensive.

that's what the government wants you to think 

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.
Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

U.S. Government 

Federal Reserve is not Federal nor a reserve; It illegally stole our currency in 1913.
On October 20, 1942, the federal government seized the Union Banking Corporation in New York City as a front operation for the Nazis. Prescott Bush and E. Roland Harriman were directors.
The US Government spends more on the military than all other countries combined.
The intercept fighters sent to NY / DC on 911 were flying at 25% of their top speed.
The US provoked Japan and knew all about the "surprise attacks" on Pearl Harbor.
George Herbert Walker Bush authorized the assassination of John Winston Lennon.
JFK / Pearl Harbor Commissions were set up within 11 days; 911 took 19 months.
Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris purged 91,000+ Florida voters in the 2000 election.
George Herbert Walker Bush authorized the assassination of Ronald Reagan.
There is not Freedom of the Press for any issue that matters in the United States.
US breaks treaties; Antiballistic Missile, Land Mine, International Criminal Court.
The US Government caused the fires that murdered 84 Branch Davidians in Waco.
Three Mile Island accident on March 28, 1978 released a US Navy friendly-fire shot down (700+ witnesses) TWA Flight 800 on July 17, 1996.
The United States spends $90,000,000 per hour on the military industrial complex.
George W. Bush executed every person (152) except serial killer Henry Lee Lucas.
The US Government military has killed
over 8 million people in the last 50 years.
The U.S. Government are legal terrorists that get away with everything. They do not care about you and are against you.

The U.S. Government is Beyond Treason.
U.S. Government by UnknownSource November 24, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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