govbers

government numbers, assumed to be fictitious

"Yes, I've seen the latest unemployment figures - but if you believe the govbers, I've got a bridge to sell you..."

by Shlomo Hussein April 4, 2009

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science July 27, 2008

goobersquatch

a baby, especially who drools (goobers) in such a great quantity, it is monstrous, as if done by a sasquatch.

He was cute, but then I picked him up, and the goobersquatch covered me with spit!

by Doctor Science May 21, 2008

goobersfloggin

1) when there is a hot girl with a bunch of gooberish guys flocking her you would say theres goobersfloggin.

2) any solitary or group of gooberish guys.

goobersfloggin should be said at a slightly higher volume than normal speech and with a german-ish accent.

1) look at all the goobersfloggin!!!

2) what a (bunch of) goobersfloggin!!!

by tim mcnamara July 1, 2008

Goverse

A game from Sewaren played by two or more people, the game being triggered by someone saying "Go" and holding their hand out as if to receive a "down low" five. If you miss the said "Go" then you will be smacked in the face by the go-er. However, if you hit the hand, the title of smack giver is given to you, you get to hit the other person in the face. There are many different rules, but this is the basic setup. You can also call reverse, which basically means if you hit the hand, you get smacked in the face. We've fashioned the term "Goverse" to mean go and reverse, so you can fool your friends.

Rafael - Go

Dominck - *Fakes like he wasn't paying attention and hits hand*

Rafael - *Slapped in the face*

Dominick - "guhguhguhguhgoverse reverse reverse gooooooo"

by My Name is Not Steve July 30, 2012

Goobersaurus Rex

The epitome of goober. Someone who is a total goober and can't hide their maximum Goober-ness.

My girlfriend is a Goobersaurus Rex! She is just a giant goofball weirdo!

by McGooberkins December 7, 2012

gooberschnitzel

An adorable, silly person

my 6-year-old son is such a gooberschnitzel

by neuronhusky July 7, 2016