gotta shit
Maddawg "Fuck, I gotta shit"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"
Nancy the clean"but my clean floors..."
Maddawg "stomps in his steel caps"
gotta shit by Cherryheals4u November 2, 2020
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I GOTTA SHIT
Typically a term used by someone who is experience a sudden urge to shit. So much so that they require an immediate resurgance to the nearest restroom.
I GOTTA SHIT by Jaquandious November 21, 2022
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kinda gotta shit by VampireVal June 30, 2023
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.
Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT by TigerW September 4, 2005
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.
*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."
I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT by M Dogg May 31, 2005
You gotta be shitting me!
Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
You gotta be shitting me! by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016
You gotta be shiting me
You gotta be shiting me by Mr Confident July 1, 2016
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