18 definitions by M Dogg

lue last name zer

A clever way of simultaneously naming a person and making refrence to their inadequacy of hip culture. Important to say "lue" loud, and "last name zer" under your breath.
Tim: "Lets get going before we miss the bus"
Doug: "Ha Wesssssst Siiiiiiide! ha"
Tim: "Hurry UP LUE!.... last name zer"

(lue + zer = loser)
by M Dogg March 20, 2005
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Eddie Vedder

Eddie = E.D. = Erectile Dysfunction
Vedder = Small Balls

To be called Eddie Vedder is to be called "Man with Erectile Dysfunction that has small balls."

*************AT LEVI'S HOUSE********************

Prostitute: LOL!!! You have E.D. and Small Balls.

Levi: I may be an Eddie Vedder, but I also have $60, and you have a coke habit. So to quote 50 Cent, "Clothes Off - Face Down - Ass Up."
by M Dogg August 19, 2006
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HTTP-ASSAULT

HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.

Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.
*****MSN CONVERSATION WITH AN HTTP-ASSAULT*******

Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org

Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!

***TWO Minutes Later***

Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!

Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)
by M Dogg August 17, 2006
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fort mac hack

To expel air and bitumen from the lungs suddenly and noisily, often to keep the respiratory passages free of irritating material.
Tammy: Oorf! Horf! Aorfff!
Roddy: Is she dieing?
Abe: No, that's just the Fort Mac Hack.
Tammy: My breath registers at 87 octane.
by M Dogg July 12, 2005
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jew call me

How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
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lincoln log

No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!
Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
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What you do to get the mean green so you can put dubz on your whip. Its your job, not your career.
Todd: "I saw you cleaning poop off the shitter in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
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