18 definitions by M Dogg
HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.
Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.
ASSAULT= A violent attack.
Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.
*****MSN CONVERSATION WITH AN HTTP-ASSAULT*******
Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org
Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!
***TWO Minutes Later***
Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!
Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)
Todd: Sup Barney, check out this pic of the hottie that Josh is bang'n.... www.lemonparty.org
Barney: Sweet, I gotta see this!!!
***TWO Minutes Later***
Barney: Fuck you man, I didnt wanna see that shit, you asshole, that was nasty! I was 1/2 way thru eating this big tub of cottage cheese too, and now i lost my appetite! You fag!
Todd: pwn3d :) :) :)
by M Dogg August 17, 2006
No, No, No! You're all wrong. A Lincoln Log is when you drop a loaf that's so big and solid that it by itself (without any t.p.) can plug the toilet. if the toilet doesnt plug then it's not a Lincoln Log. Officially it has to be one of those high pressure flushing public bathroom toilets for it to be a real Lincoln Log. You know, those toilets that flush with the sound of a jet taking off. Ever since my good friend Big Head Ed introduced eating regular fiber in his diet nobody has been able to create real Lincoln Logs, so out of traditional honour the standard has dropped to any type of toilet. And please people, lets capitalize the words Lincoln Log. Show some respect for its glory!
Mike: "AH! Yuck, somebody passed a smelly ol' Lincoln Log in this public washroom!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"
Albert: "I kind of like that smell"
Other person in the washroom: "That's gross!"
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
Todd: "I saw you cleaning poop off the shitter in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."
Tyrone: "Yah, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!"
Todd: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL............ by the way I like your new rims."
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
Todd: "I saw you cleaning the poop off the shitters in the shopping mall bathrooms."
Tyrone: "Yah man, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!
Tyrone: "Yah man, S' what I do for a livin' nigga!
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
What you should do lots of when you're prank phone calling someone. I like to do it while pranking Matt&Renee.
Mike: "Hello, you have won a PS2"
Matt: "Sweet! Renee I won a PS2!"
Mike: "J-j-j-j-j J-j-j-just k-k-k-kid-d-d-ding. F-f-f-f-fag."
Matt: "Sweet! Renee I won a PS2!"
Mike: "J-j-j-j-j J-j-j-just k-k-k-kid-d-d-ding. F-f-f-f-fag."
by M Dogg March 26, 2005
To reject pop culture by doing something equally as mainstream and trendy. Makes sence hey? Apparently i am too wise to understand it. I am also loved by all women. At least i am in my neurological processes of recognition and interpretation of this life.
***AT THE NITECLUB***
Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.
Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.
Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.
Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.
Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?
Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.
Mike: Ladies, lets take a moment away from talking about how successful I am to contemplate what drugs one would need to abuse in order to blur their judgment enough to dress and act like that emo kid.
Group of ladies: Who is this guy that is leaning at the shooter bar and talking to us.
Girl #1: I don't know but he is talking about your emo boyfriend.
Girl #2: Lets kick his ass! He looks like he could get his ass kicked by a girl.
Girl #3: Why has he been trolling the shooter bar all night?
Girl #4: I don't know, he does that most nights, and he is usually here alone.
by M Dogg August 17, 2006