Skip to main content

gorification 

originating in the urdu word for a white person i.e. gora, gorification refers to the progressive erasure of indian cultural traits from a person of indian origin in favour of american or british cultural traits.
signs of gorification include the pronounciation of a traditionally indian name in such a manner that it almost sounds like an english name! very low tolerance levels for spices, especially chilli, decline or absence of any knowledge of the names of the various dishes that made up your staple diet until you were 16, the declining ability to eat with your hands and the absolute inability to eat rice with your hands, the idea that bollywood movies still don't show kissing and the notion that watching a bollywood movie is akin to a novel cultural experience.

"you can't eat rice with your hands, aisha? (who prefers to call herself asia) your gorification is almost complete!"

to become gorified is to simultaneously be de-desified. ones levels of gorification are inversely proportional to ones levels of desfication/desication

gorification is a synonym for de-desification/de-desication
gorification by evolvepast8 January 25, 2010

de-goonification 

To remove any display or hint of goon like behaviour from ones sight, life, social network site etc
If you ever think after you've posted something on facebook "hmmm that was a bit goonish of me" then you need be worried about being involved in de-goonification.
I was looking through my news feed and some people's statuses have really made me consider starting a de-goonification process on my page
de-goonification by Goonette23 March 13, 2011

gookification 

The process of becoming gookified. Or, the process of transmogrifying of a person or object into a gook. Any process that transforms a non-Asian entity into one that is quintessentially Asian, especially Korean.
See gook for more information.
That guy took a perfectly good dish of rice and gookified it.

That Honda has been subject to an extreme gookification. See all the stickers and unnecessary add-ons?

Man, ever since Dave has been watching Anime, he's undergone a grade-A gookification.
gookification by MojoXN September 12, 2006

getification 

To improve ones abiltiy to obtain things.
I improved my getification of sexual favors today.
getification by Tuua Mater May 29, 2007

gitification

A trend whereby the popular media is transformed by a the promotion of loud, obnoxious, unfunny gits
The gitification of Radio 1 was complete with the arrival of Chris Moyles on the breakfast show
gitification by Spudwinkle August 23, 2006

goodification

A word made up by Bush to mean "making something good" or the "the making of something good"
The goodification in Iraq will be to follow the plan, the plan which we are now in the planning stages of.
goodification by winaFreeze January 11, 2008