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goshners 

a word used to express disbelief used by lame geeky people who are posers
Goshners! I can't believe I got a C on my science test, I studied so much!!!
goshners by Pwner5 December 24, 2007
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1.word used instead of goodness,Oh my gosh,or Oh my God
2.a word when u have nothin to say and want to say something random
Bob:They found drugs in Bobba's locker
Jazmine:My Goshness!
goshness by YESSi R. August 24, 2005
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goshness \ˈgäsh- nəs\
1. interjection, euphemism for likeness to God, —used as a mild oath or to express surprise or irritation.

2. used when one is frustrated or fed up. can be used as a substitute or in addition to "gosh" "geez" "shit" "damn" etc.

3. the state of being "gosh" or "god" hence, "goshness"

ex 1-
me: ugh, i totally just flunked my history test, goshness.

ex2-
person 1: and so then he said she was a bitch!
person 2: "goshness! what was he thinking?"
goshness by biology girl April 3, 2008
1. The second conjugation form of gosh.
2. Another annoying word to say to get people pissed off.
Variations: Goshies, Goshums, Gosh
John: Goshers, that shit sucks ass...
Goshers by Adelbert January 12, 2005
an expression used to express dissaproval or being annoyed at ones action.
Kim: Leyla!, my parents found the beer cans in my room!
Leyla: Goshness Kim!, your parents will now tell my parents about that and now we wont be able to chill
Kim: I know this is the biggest "goshness" moment ever.
goshness by lzdubbz_69 January 19, 2011
The accidental word mixed with gosh and goodness
"Oh my goodness! Why is you dancing?" Felicia said
" get somewhere with your goshness self!!" sha nay-nay says
goshness by kamkaewear April 27, 2016
complete astonishment. Its like saying “gosh” and “goodness but at the same time.
oh my goshness you’re so smart
goshness by thumperthebunnyrabbit January 28, 2022
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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