gorkin'

gorkin' it is when you put a small cork into your urethra then mastrubate to completion 5 or more times, causing the sperm to be stored in the urethra unable to escape and inflating the penis like a balloon

Bro I just spent 12 hours gorkin' it and now my penis has inflated to the size of a watermelon!

gorkin' by hwrd3 May 26, 2025

gorkin it 

To wear a sweatshirt without a shirt underneath

Steve was gorkin it hard this morning.

I debated changing, but decided to gork it.

gorkin it by Keepthepace March 20, 2017

Figure gorkin

A term to define basketball haklers

Wow that man is a total figure gorkin

Figure gorkin by Fnafman November 1, 2025

jerkin my gerkin 

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

jerkin my gerkin by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008

gerkin cock

A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.

I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.

gerkin cock by cobbnobbler December 29, 2009

surfin' a gerkin 

having sex with a man with a small penis that resembles a gerkin.

Having sex with him was like surfin' a gerkin. It was so small, I couldn't even feel anything!

surfin' a gerkin by Catherine M. February 6, 2006

gookin 

messin up or fuckin up
* originated from areas of miami*

U lost da tape? Man u gookin dawg.

gookin by bmjr July 14, 2005