Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.
by blunt_instrument November 5, 2003
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One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.

He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
by bigdennydballmcsketchikins August 4, 2009
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noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork
by Willie Felersnatch August 31, 2007
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When your sex partner attempts to stick their finger in your anus during coitus.
"It freaked me out, I was hittin it and she tried to gork me."
by Mickey Wayne June 21, 2005
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a cheap hit in baseball that counts in your batting average.
Joe hits a little gork into the outfield
by duque00 April 26, 2005
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"I'm proud to be a gork!"
by Rachel September 14, 2003
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Slang from the early 1960s: a person who flatulates in a tub of water, then pierces the resultant gas bubbles with his or her nose.
Johnny likes to gork while waiting for the tub water to get hot again.
by Larry_the_K January 2, 2006
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