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Acronym for "God Only Really Knows" - Medical slang for someone who has suffered a traumatic head injury and is comatose or in a persistent vegetative state.
This guy was shot in the head. He's never going to come out of his coma. He's a gork now.
by blunt_instrument November 05, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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One who pops fart bubbles in the bath tub with their nose, alternate definition one who sniffs bike seats after someone uses such seat
Anthony is such a gork he loves to smell the seats after the tour de france.

He also enjoys farting in the tub then popping the bubbles with his nose in order to smell them being the gork that he is.
by bigdennydballmcsketchikins August 04, 2009
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noun - used to identify when someone has absolutely no intelligence, taken from the medical slang of the same name used as shorthand to signify a patient has no brain activity.
by that last remark, you have proven you are a gork
by Willie Felersnatch August 31, 2007
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One who is both a geek and a dork.
Look at that fucktard with the hunch back and his grandma's bra. Man what a gork
by Kate rocks August 08, 2003
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One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Mork.
"Me'z der messag.. mesang.. TALKER of Gork 'n Mork. Mi'z arsho a sharman. Me'zh a gort er Big stikk, and, er, mezha gonna blurgeon any ladz 'n boyz 'n gobbos 'n stunties 'n tings, dart don't like Gork 'n Mork."
by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004
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Combination of a person who is a geek AND a dork.
That guy was such a gork, he was so busy paying attention to his hard drive noise he didn't realize his shirt was on inside out.
by EvilJayne May 20, 2008
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