gorbunkle 

a golf ball sized lump or purtrussion extending from the head above the hairline

Tommy crashed his skateboard and struck his head on the pavement and a large gorbunkle emerged

gorbunkle by john R. doe January 7, 2008

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

grunkle stan 

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

grunkle stan by soppu chan June 18, 2017

Grunkle 

It is your great uncle but you are just too lazy to say the whole thing

Is that your grunkle peww he stinks of wee

Grunkle by doctordoo November 6, 2007

Grunkledy 

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.

"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!

Grunkledy by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018

grunklepa 

The rarest of the inbred race. Grunklepas are a special combination of grandfather/uncle/brother/father lookalikes in a single family. It is often hard to distinguish between the members of a grunklepa family because of the many years of breeding within the same bloodlines. Grunklepas can mostly be found wandering aimlessley through the aisles of wal-mart, or at your local wireless phone store complaining about their incredibly damaged phone not receiving calls correctly.

Look at those grunklepas. It's like "The Hills Have Eyes" all over again.

grunklepa by ydavevr4 February 7, 2010

Grunkle 

Your great uncle or a grumpy uncle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too

Grunkle by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019