Grunkledy

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.

"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!

by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018

grunkle stan

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

by soppu chan June 18, 2017

Grunkle

It is your great uncle but you are just too lazy to say the whole thing

Is that your grunkle peww he stinks of wee

by doctordoo November 6, 2007

grunklepa

The rarest of the inbred race. Grunklepas are a special combination of grandfather/uncle/brother/father lookalikes in a single family. It is often hard to distinguish between the members of a grunklepa family because of the many years of breeding within the same bloodlines. Grunklepas can mostly be found wandering aimlessley through the aisles of wal-mart, or at your local wireless phone store complaining about their incredibly damaged phone not receiving calls correctly.

Look at those grunklepas. It's like "The Hills Have Eyes" all over again.

by ydavevr4 February 7, 2010

Grunkle

Your great uncle or a grumpy uncle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too

by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

Grankley

Adj. "GRANK-el-LEE" Grankley is used to describe someones appearance or demeanor. It means to look messed up so bad as to be below ones notice.

Jesus! Get a load of this Grankley fuck!
I feel Grankley today.

by UberSmoof October 25, 2009

Grunkle

Grand Uncle

Allison was happy to visit her Grunkle Gus and her Grunkle Kevin

by jojotep October 17, 2015