grunklepa 

The rarest of the inbred race. Grunklepas are a special combination of grandfather/uncle/brother/father lookalikes in a single family. It is often hard to distinguish between the members of a grunklepa family because of the many years of breeding within the same bloodlines. Grunklepas can mostly be found wandering aimlessley through the aisles of wal-mart, or at your local wireless phone store complaining about their incredibly damaged phone not receiving calls correctly.

Look at those grunklepas. It's like "The Hills Have Eyes" all over again.

grunklepa by ydavevr4 February 7, 2010

grunkle stan 

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

grunkle stan by soppu chan June 18, 2017

Grunkle 

It is your great uncle but you are just too lazy to say the whole thing

Is that your grunkle peww he stinks of wee

Grunkle by doctordoo November 6, 2007

Grunkledy 

Noun. The male head of a hillbilly clan. Since the family tree usually resembles a tumbleweed, he's 'grandpaw' to some of the young'uns, 'uncle' to others, and 'daddy' to others.

Grandpaw/Uncle/Daddy; in short: Grunkledy.

"Het up off'n yore sister, Billy-Joe-Jim-Bo-Bob! Y'ol' Grunkledy he's a-comin' this-a-way!

Grunkledy by Hellzapoppin' August 27, 2018

Grunkle 

Your great uncle or a grumpy uncle

My grunkle Jim is my great uncle and he is grumpy too

Grunkle by Angela W.👀👀 November 30, 2019

grunkeradke 

To be so highly aroused by someone's obituary that you search out their gravesite and dig them up to have sex with their cold, stiff body.

My friends were so bored last night that we got together and had a grunkeradke session.

grunkeradke by Leannan September 6, 2006

Granklepuss

A bitter older woman. Similar to a Karen or a Battle-axe, but far more dead inside. Absolutely nothing makes her happy.

That bitch that works the counter at the post office is such a granklepuss, maybe I should move just so my parcels go somewhere else.

Granklepuss by VenatorDestroyer April 3, 2021