gopherish

To feel like a gopher and/or to feel humiliation and embarrassment

Jared was humiliated and felt gopherish.

by AxolotlGamerz December 19, 2022

Gopherish

To feel like a gopher and/or feel embarrassed.

He was humiliated and felt gopherish.

by AxoG December 19, 2022

Gophering

When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!

Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!

by Mr Carstairs December 11, 2013

gophering

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

After the discussion of John's wife sleeping with the office manager, I found myself gophering a lot more than usual.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

gophering

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

i had to shit so bad, that turd was gophering!

by here coco! April 11, 2008

gophering

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

boy! get my tub o vaseline! ima lube this damn gopher up and teach him a lesson once and fer all! time fer some gophering...

by k07n March 1, 2016

gooberish

Gooberish means someone or something is silly

Mason took a gooberish amount of time to get back to me

by Stormbehr October 3, 2017