When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

When working in a cube farm, the sticking up of one's head above the hedge to see or hear what other coworkers are doing.

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

when you use vaseline to cover an entire gopher and then let it slip up into your ass cavity. this can be excruciatingly painful or immeasurably pleasurable depending on how big your asshole can open up.

when you have to shit really bad, but you aren't close to a bathroom, the turd starts to come out, but you suck it back in your ass as you walk swiftly to the john. like a gopher popping out of a hole.

A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.