A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.

Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!

Gottschalk by Gottschalk March 9, 2011

Related Words

gootsch • gootch • goonschlagga • goosch • Gootching • gottschalk • goetschel • Goonsch • GoonSchlap • Gootache

gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

gorilla gootch by nb_35 December 14, 2012

Ellie gottschalk

Ellie gottschalk is a better person than any of you will ever be. None of you deserve Ellie gottschalk and anyone who hurts her has no soul. You know who you are.

Ellie gottschalk is the most amazing human being. Also she’s funny as hell.

Ellie gottschalk by Screwyourain:) September 10, 2021

gootch

the skin in between the scroutom(sac)and your anus.

'the dog tried to eat my gootch'
'carlos can't get enough of warrens gootch'

gootch by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

gootchbean

1. The Prostate.

2. A Retard.

1. "Will you please flick my Gootchbean?".

2. "McDonalds always hires gootchbeans to work at the counter."

gootchbean by Kaitlyn Mcwilliams December 2, 2005

Goonschlagga

Australian Slang for Cigarette. Typically used in the state of Victoria in South Eastern Australia. The term is often associated with young white males who are involved in the sport of cricket.

"oi JD, you coming out for a Goonschlaggah at lunch time?"

Goonschlagga by GoonShagger December 26, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026