gootsch

The red spot where cheese collects between your arshole and your testifriends

Joelle: I need some cheese for my breakfast
Jeremy: I can scrape some of my gootsch
Joelle: your gootsch looks red
Irena: I want some gootsch too

by jerminator October 14, 2014

Gottschalk

A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.

Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!

by Gottschalk March 9, 2011

gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

by nb_35 December 14, 2012

Ellie gottschalk

Ellie gottschalk is a better person than any of you will ever be. None of you deserve Ellie gottschalk and anyone who hurts her has no soul. You know who you are.

Ellie gottschalk is the most amazing human being. Also she’s funny as hell.

by Screwyourain:) September 10, 2021

gootch

the skin in between the scroutom(sac)and your anus.

'the dog tried to eat my gootch'
'carlos can't get enough of warrens gootch'

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

gootchbean

1. The Prostate.

2. A Retard.

1. "Will you please flick my Gootchbean?".

2. "McDonalds always hires gootchbeans to work at the counter."

by Kaitlyn Mcwilliams December 2, 2005

Goonschlagga

Australian Slang for Cigarette. Typically used in the state of Victoria in South Eastern Australia. The term is often associated with young white males who are involved in the sport of cricket.

"oi JD, you coming out for a Goonschlaggah at lunch time?"

by GoonShagger December 26, 2021