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a state of being in which one physically cannot stop pleasuring themselves because they keep thinking about how pathetic and sad their life actually is

aw man i was goetschel the other day cause i just realized my girlfriend is gona break up with me cause i hookup up with tons of freshman and took advantage of them

goetschel by revenge101101101101 January 7, 2010

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Gottschalk

A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.

Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!

Gottschalk by Gottschalk March 9, 2011

Related Words

goetschel • gottschalk • gretchel • Getchell • Getschershmiddt • goeschl • Goettsche • gotschewski • Gratschella • Gretchell

Ellie gottschalk

Ellie gottschalk is a better person than any of you will ever be. None of you deserve Ellie gottschalk and anyone who hurts her has no soul. You know who you are.

Ellie gottschalk is the most amazing human being. Also she’s funny as hell.

Ellie gottschalk by Screwyourain:) September 10, 2021

gretchel

she is just amazing, so nice, and humble, she will always be by your side supporting in every decision you make.
and we can't let out that she is beautiful

Boy 1 : Did you hear there's a new girl

Boy 2 : yeah I heard what is her name?
Boy 1 : gretchel

Boy 2 : You watch and kearn I'm going to ask her out!

gretchel by imsassyand?? September 25, 2019

goeschl

A period in which one suffers

It's goeschl time!

goeschl by Pcy January 27, 2016

Goettsche

An derogatory term referring to a person who exhibits both dwarfism and homosexuality. Generally refers to a very strong person.

1. That goettsche would not leave me alone at the gay bar.

2. I had to help that goettsche get his lube off the top shelf.

3. Yesterday I saw some goettsche bench-pressing a guy 3 times his height!

Goettsche by Jondrew Ahnson May 15, 2009

blau weiss gottschee

wheree you can find the hottest soccer players, boys and girls.
very sickk players.
best of the best.
mother fucking spoilt.
B.W.G GIRLS- bitchy whitee girls
B.W.G BOYS- boys with gamee.

i want to bang everyonee on blau weiss gottschee.

blau weiss gottschee by gottschee April 26, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026