Gottschalk

A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.
Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!
by Gottschalk February 22, 2011
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Ellie gottschalk

Ellie gottschalk is a better person than any of you will ever be. None of you deserve Ellie gottschalk and anyone who hurts her has no soul. You know who you are.
Ellie gottschalk is the most amazing human being. Also she’s funny as hell.
by Screwyourain:) September 11, 2021
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gottschalk

An adjective meaning dull-witted, sexually repressed, and generally ignorant on all topics who points excessively.
Usually pertaining to an overweight person.
That woman is such a gottschalk, she pointed at me and asked me to elaborate on the sexual symbolism in Sesame Street.
by Transcendentalist January 27, 2008
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Ellie Gottschalk

An annoying piece of shit who repels normal people because she is hyperactive and immature. Sane people find her torture to be around and would like her to die in the pits of hell. Her friend group is every bit as obnoxious and repulsive as herself and she has no life. She is also the ugliest person in the Galaxy and has an effect on humans similar to medusa. She's also short lmfao.
Oh my god I fucking hate Ellie Gottschalk she's so goddamn annoying
by yeet6669420 June 12, 2019
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