gottschalk

An adjective meaning dull-witted, sexually repressed, and generally ignorant on all topics who points excessively.
Usually pertaining to an overweight person.

That woman is such a gottschalk, she pointed at me and asked me to elaborate on the sexual symbolism in Sesame Street.

gottschalk by Transcendentalist January 27, 2008

Ellie gottschalk

Ellie gottschalk is a better person than any of you will ever be. None of you deserve Ellie gottschalk and anyone who hurts her has no soul. You know who you are.

Ellie gottschalk is the most amazing human being. Also she’s funny as hell.

Ellie gottschalk by Screwyourain:) September 10, 2021

Ellie Gottschalk

An annoying piece of shit who repels normal people because she is hyperactive and immature. Sane people find her torture to be around and would like her to die in the pits of hell. Her friend group is every bit as obnoxious and repulsive as herself and she has no life. She is also the ugliest person in the Galaxy and has an effect on humans similar to medusa. She's also short lmfao.

Oh my god I fucking hate Ellie Gottschalk she's so goddamn annoying

Ellie Gottschalk by yeet6669420 June 12, 2019

Godschalk

the last name of most assholes who you are secretly dating. Now the human being likes for you to expose yourself emotionally while they keep several secrets. They may even trick you into telling a secret becuase they are bad people. They also normally tend to be terrible kissers

**a guy and girl are making out in the backseat of the guy's car when suddenly the guy stops**
Guy:sorry but what is your last name?
Girl: Godschalk, why?
Guy: That explains it all!!!!!

Godschalk by LunaLovely May 8, 2008

Godschalk

the last name of most assholes who you are secretly dating. Now the human being likes for you to expose yourself emotionally while they keep several secrets. They may even trick you into telling a secret becuase they are bad people. They also normally tend to be terrible kissers. They also love to blame others for things that are inevitable

**a guy and girl are making out in the backseat of the guy's car when suddenly the guy stops**
Guy:sorry but what is your last name?
Girl: Godschalk, why?
Guy: That explains it all!!!!!

Godschalk by LunaLovely May 12, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026