Gootache 

A glossing of the upper lip using ones cocksnot

As Lisa kneeled to lovingly kiss Patricks purple monster she obtained a gootache which warmed her upper lip considerably.

Gootache by Cubix Hube June 20, 2008

Gottacheck 

Having my money right if not then keep on walking

If u don't gottacheck for me don't call checking for me.This is what LP always shouts out when he records songs this is his signature line...

Gottacheck by LP @FatboyLP September 6, 2012

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

getting gootched by Anti November 12, 2004

gootched 

Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.

Sticking someone's face in your Gootch

"Aww man your shit just go gootched."
"He just gootched your shit."

gootched by SpiffyMarlin September 5, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019