Gootache 

A glossing of the upper lip using ones cocksnot

As Lisa kneeled to lovingly kiss Patricks purple monster she obtained a gootache which warmed her upper lip considerably.

Gootache by Cubix Hube June 20, 2008

Gottacheck 

Having my money right if not then keep on walking

If u don't gottacheck for me don't call checking for me.This is what LP always shouts out when he records songs this is his signature line...

Gottacheck by LP @FatboyLP September 6, 2012

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

getting gootched by Anti November 12, 2004

gootched 

Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.

Sticking someone's face in your Gootch

"Aww man your shit just go gootched."
"He just gootched your shit."

gootched by SpiffyMarlin September 5, 2008