goonwop 

A made man of the Italian Mafia with a loyal devotion to Arsenal FC.

Arsenal's fan base on foreign shores is growing. They have a big goonwop following in and around the city of Verona for some reason .

goonwop by aldo09 June 15, 2017

Goowop 

A person who is straight up chilling or relaxing

Person 1: did you see Kanye?
Person 2: Yeah he was definitely on that Goowop

Goowop by Turbodog February 7, 2022

goontopia 

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon possible.

Yesterday I was jorkin my penar so hard I was eventually hit goontopia.

goontopia by Goon legend March 6, 2024

goontopia 

The state of absolute goon. This is the greatest achievable state of goon. Sometimes results in a trance like numbness.

I was jorkin my penar so good I hit goontopia, my legs were numb for 3 hours.

goontopia by Goon legend March 6, 2024

goontopia 

To be in a state of gooning, similar to being in a state of nirvana

I gooned so much I went into a state of goontopia

goontopia by XIGHSG April 6, 2024

Goonophelia 

The Intense urge to goon or, intently masturbate right up before orgasm to prevent orgasm.

"Any guesses why your here, Brayden."

"Because I said the N word in language arts."

"What? No."

"it was a huckleberry fin I swear."

"You've gotten a scholar ship, from the autism speaks foundation."

"I don't have autism?"

"Oh, well you have Asperger's."

"I don't have Asperger's either."

"Down syndrome?"

"Im not downsy."

"Wiliams syndrome?"

"No Williams here."

"herd of dyskinesia?"

"Not sure what that is, but its no."

"landau kleffner syndrome?"

"Negative caption."

"fetal alcohol syndrome?"

"My mother's actually allergic to alcohol."

"Well your mother smoked when she was pregnant with you."

"No crack baby here Im afraid."

"I do have 1 condition however, Its known as, Goonophelia. You fell right into my trap Mr. Belding, watching me goon. You thought lighting Macqueen was fast, just watch me go, vroom vroom. How much is this scholar ship, 1000 vbucks? I always knew I was going to be a college boy, change the world, with my new theory's on goontology."

Goonophelia by Rdussyyy June 4, 2024

Goonopoly

A person or group with secure hold of the flow of high quality gooning material.

Twitter/X has been running a goonopoly for the past decade.

Goonopoly by Cinabog December 6, 2025