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Poonopoly 

1. Having a monopoly on poon.
2. Getting the majority of bitches to ones self. With these bitches comes the exclusive rights to their poons.
3. Being a player.
1. That guy has a total poonopoly of the bitches in this area!
2. If you keep your pimp hand strong, then you too may someday have a complete poonopoly.
Poonopoly by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008

Goonology 

The study of the fundamental nature of Goonery, especially when considered as an academic discipline.
My boy Tony just copped his advance degree in Goonology styll.
Goonology by Fifimon May 11, 2018

moonopoly 

When you moon someone and spread your ass cheeks.
OMG, that fat kid just gave you a moonopoly. Go kick his ass.
moonopoly by Random dumb ass January 31, 2007

globopoly 

1.
exclusive control of a commodity and/or services in a global market, or control that makes possible the manipulation of worldly prices.
compare Monopoly, Oligopoly.
2.
an exclusive country wide privilege to carry on a business, traffic, or service,granted by a government.
3.
the exclusive possession or control of something global.
4.
something that is the subject of such control, as a global commodity or service.
5.
a company or group that has global control.
6.
the world market condition that exists when there is only one seller.
7.
a board game in which a player attempts to gain a monopoly of global real estate by advancing around the board and purchasing countries, acquiring capital by collecting rent from other players whose pieces land on that real estate based on resources available.
as others tried to take over the earth, I created such a Globopoly that the World was mine...
globopoly by TF CHAZ May 31, 2018

poonopoly 

when a man sleeps with every female in a household, floor of a dorm, sorority, or an apartment.
Joe slept with Jen and both of her roommates. He had a poonopoly of their apartment.
poonopoly by white rabbit 73 September 6, 2011

Goonocoligist 

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis
Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist
Goonocoligist by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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