Skip to main content

Goonopoly

A person or group with secure hold of the flow of high quality gooning material.
Twitter/X has been running a goonopoly for the past decade.
by Cinabog December 6, 2025
mugGet the Goonopoly mug.

Poonopoly

1. Having a monopoly on poon.
2. Getting the majority of bitches to ones self. With these bitches comes the exclusive rights to their poons.
3. Being a player.
1. That guy has a total poonopoly of the bitches in this area!
2. If you keep your pimp hand strong, then you too may someday have a complete poonopoly.
by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008
mugGet the Poonopoly mug.

Goonology

The study of the fundamental nature of Goonery, especially when considered as an academic discipline.
My boy Tony just copped his advance degree in Goonology styll.
by Fifimon May 11, 2018
mugGet the Goonology mug.

moonopoly

When you moon someone and spread your ass cheeks.
OMG, that fat kid just gave you a moonopoly. Go kick his ass.
by Random dumb ass January 31, 2007
mugGet the moonopoly mug.

globopoly

1.
exclusive control of a commodity and/or services in a global market, or control that makes possible the manipulation of worldly prices.
compare Monopoly, Oligopoly.
2.
an exclusive country wide privilege to carry on a business, traffic, or service,granted by a government.
3.
the exclusive possession or control of something global.
4.
something that is the subject of such control, as a global commodity or service.
5.
a company or group that has global control.
6.
the world market condition that exists when there is only one seller.
7.
a board game in which a player attempts to gain a monopoly of global real estate by advancing around the board and purchasing countries, acquiring capital by collecting rent from other players whose pieces land on that real estate based on resources available.
as others tried to take over the earth, I created such a Globopoly that the World was mine...
by TF CHAZ May 31, 2018
mugGet the globopoly mug.

poonopoly

when a man sleeps with every female in a household, floor of a dorm, sorority, or an apartment.
Joe slept with Jen and both of her roommates. He had a poonopoly of their apartment.
by white rabbit 73 September 6, 2011
mugGet the poonopoly mug.

Goonocoligist

One who studies the practices of gooning and how they affect the human body after sever days of gooning, leading to goontosis
Once I graduate my med school after gooning my whole life, i plan to become a Goonocoligist
by MasterGooner February 20, 2024
mugGet the Goonocoligist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email