goonwhore Share definition Flag Someone who eats an excess of 20 crab rangoons after making out on Coogan's Dance Floor. Not only did Erin make out with that random dude on the dance floor, but that goonwhore ate the New Hong Kong dry. goonwhore by Giggity Goo May 30, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the goonwhore mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch