Expect 

What did you expect with no communication ever?

All I expected and still do is bumping into stalker boy ..

Map … lol …

Clearly he was the one following ..

And your defs just say the same as 1/2 years ago yet supposed to either believe it’s you or if it is you .. has any sense of truth to it

Like .. seriously …

Expect … what not to ..

Expect by LetsTalkAboutX March 20, 2023

Expect 

Essex boy's term when he gets frisky/horny. First started around 1 year ago in 2011.

*Screams Expect at the nearest person to him* : May also slap hand if he is extremely excited.

Expect by David Baldry April 28, 2012

expect the expected

When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.

Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."

Gal: "Expect the expected"

expect the expected by slamotte July 9, 2012

Expect us 

A vague message that has been seen on bills and graffiti in multiple countries. Often accompanied with the date 5/19/13, its current meaning is unknown, but some rumors associate it with the Apocalypse.

5/19/13 Expect us.

Expect us by electronut August 9, 2010

expect the unexpected 

Expect that what is not predicted will happen.

Person 1: I did not expect you to be here

person 2: expect the unexpected.

expect the unexpected by Light Joker August 8, 2004

Expect us 

A term usually sent by hackers through any type of online messaging. It is said if you reply your account might be hacked.

Hacker: Expect us.

Expect us by uhurtmybandaid September 19, 2009

expect the unexpected 

A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the like will utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.

Douchebag no. 1: "Subaru, Expect the unexpected"

expect the unexpected by Protestant of Protestants June 5, 2016