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A gay NIGGER GOON with a small green peen
bro stop being a goonsy
goonsy by drudge] May 13, 2025
Someone or something funny or crazy or weird or strange or wacky, but not mean or bad. Alt. spelling goonypop
That gooneypop went and dyed her hair pink right before a banking job interview. She should just go get a job selling cotton candy!
gooneypop by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

goonygoople

Someone who is too drunk or stoned to have a good time at a party or who tries but can't figure out how to act normal.
I am such a goonygoople, I just never know what to say to people at parties and usually end up pooping in the punchbowl or hiding in the bathroom shower stall.
goonygoople by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

moons out goons out 

When the moon is out and you about to do some reckless sh** with the boys
Moons out goons out boys let's go
moons out goons out by LilRomy December 13, 2019

Goony Bag 

n, The plastic bag that contains the dirt cheap wine within the box wine. Usually comes in 3 to 5 liter pouches.
"I got so shitty last night from that goony bag."

"Slap that goony bag."

"Dude, pass the gooney bag! It was only $8."

"The goony bag is atleast top 5 engineering feats of our time."
Goony Bag by Milton Smitherton January 13, 2009

goosy goony 

gú-see gú-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.
The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"
goosy goony by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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