gooney 

A true friend or a real home that look out for you.

yea he a tru gooney yo

gooney by young dyce October 9, 2007

Gooney 

Goofey and looney

Mann, yer so gooney.

Gooney by Johannson41411 July 29, 2011

gooney 

peice of poo stuck in your weehole from anal sex

man! i got a gooney from that dirty bitch last night

gooney by gooneyboy1 March 31, 2009

gooney goo goo 

A Language spoken by A person that sounds stupid.. Generally this language is used when a person talks about something and is extremely hypocritical and sounds uneducated, has one sided opinion and plugs ears and says “I can’t hear you I can’t hear you” usually “these people” are fans of MSU and live in Stockbridge with there parents

Fuck me the other day Bill was Gooney goo goo MSU this and Gooney goo goo MSU that... wouldn’t shut up!!! What a hypocrite!!!!

gooney goo goo by Toby Pound Town April 24, 2018

gooney horn 

Aka clitoris.

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled

gooney horn by anonymous March 11, 2022

Gooney Strainer 

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

Gooney Strainer by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

Gooney Bird 

A Gooney Bird is a ball of earwax.

"Hey man, you better get a Q-tip, you've got a Gooney Bird in your ear"

Gooney Bird by mikarome February 17, 2009