Goonology is the study and practice of disciplined swagger—combining street realism with intentional refinement. It examines how power, confidence, style, and independence are cultivated and expressed without apology.

As made famous by Elegant Goon

Goonology is not about aggression or excess. It is about command. A goon moves deliberately; an elegant goon moves correctly.

Goonology by elegantgoonbooking@gmail.com January 4, 2026

Formal goonology

Formal Goonology is not just about “gooning”, Formal Goonology is the evolved, intellectual form of it. It turns focus and obsession into a disciplined science. It studies how the human mind reacts to intensity, fixation, and altered states of concentration, blending psychology, philosophy, and neuroscience. Unlike casual gooning, it’s not about indulgence, it’s about analyzing and mastering the mechanisms behind it. In short, Formal Goonology is where instinct meets intellect, turning raw human fixation into structured understanding.

Formal goonology is the is the best study course to take in college

Formal goonology by Goonologist October 24, 2025

googology

The study of large numbers. From the popular number googol, equal to 10^100.

Googology is a study for those who want to stretch their idea of how truly infinite numbers are.

googology by Seshie February 22, 2017

Goobology

The branch of science and medicine concerned with ruptures, tears, infections and other ailments affecting the goobus.

I abandoned my pursuit of a career in economics in favor of majoring in goobology to become a registered goobologist.

Goobology by Fat Boi Roi July 5, 2018

goatology

The study or path one takes to becoming a GOAT (Greatest Of All Time)

Mike Tyson's hard work and determination is the goatology that took him to the top in boxing.

goatology by Professor01 June 6, 2020

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026