goonard 

Someone who is an idiot; a fool

You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!

goonard by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Gonardial 

A new term for the male genital region.

That baseball just hit him in the Gonardial area.

Gonardial by #HEEL April 28, 2012

Goontard

Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.

"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"

Goontard by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006

Goonare

Being a goofy badass

when acting in public nicole acts like a goonare

Goonare by Blake & Nicoles word June 3, 2011

goontard

An extremely stupid person. A major moron

Tom is such a goontard

goontard by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

goonarific 

Something that is very gooney or some one who is very gooney.

Josh your goonarific
Your goonarific to mike.
GOON

goonarific by Goon June 22, 2003