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"That guy is a goofard"
goofard by Namesdontmattter March 24, 2024
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Goo-Fado - Goofy by nature. Natually goofy without trying. Funny without trying to be funny. crazy
that sales man is goofado.
Goofado by JDMrolla September 2, 2011

Mr Goffard 

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.
That mr goffard is an absolute legend
Mr Goffard by Hooverz July 14, 2019
Someone who is an idiot; a fool
You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards!
goonard by Harry McBungus October 11, 2006

gooftard 

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.
That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.
gooftard by machine119 November 21, 2004

gooferdog 

When you’re new boot goofin all the time. Big personality, big goofin.
Caroline is always a gooferdog. You should see her when she gets a new candle.
gooferdog by soccershrub January 5, 2021

gooftard 

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.
My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...
gooftard by James Robertson March 31, 2003
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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