goonar 

Also called gooner.

A supporter of Arsenal Football Club.

I am a goonar.
I hate Tottenham.

goonar by AshleyH October 1, 2007

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.

If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.

Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

Gooner 

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.

I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...

Gooner by Pornophile September 17, 2018

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

govnar 

govnar, pl. govnari (literaly "the shitters" in Russian)

A subculture in Russia.

Young guys with guitars, playing music on the street and begging for money . Their guitars usually cheap and badly tuned. They usually play covers of popular rock songs, but in very primitive way, as many of them don't have musical skills and know only 3 or 4 chords.

The term originated from the song "Govnorock" of Russian rock band 'Nol'" (Zero) . govnorock = shitty rock, hence those who play that kind of music - the shitters

I met govnari , playing Metallica covers in the highway underpass

govnar by awaken1977 March 17, 2010

golnar 

Golnar is a strong, beautiful, independent, Iranian women who follows the beat of her own drum. She doesn't allow any man to control her.

My friend Golnar is a strong independent women who overcame the struggles of Iran.

golnar by Monilux August 2, 2017

Gonar

when girls get massively turned on my the male species... It usually occurs by flashing go the genitals...

Bradley- Look at my big worm in my pants pal!
Anna Land-of-the-bush - WOW, i have such a massive gonar right now!

Bradley- errr i can't tell with the amount of hair.

*sheers*

Bradley- dude you have a dick...

Gonar by Finemist November 10, 2011