Goonare

Being a goofy badass

when acting in public nicole acts like a goonare

Goonare by Blake & Nicoles word June 3, 2011

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.

If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.

Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

Goonware 

Goonware is just like ransomware, but the main purpose is to irritate. References to an online multiplayer game where the term originated from.

"Hey bro I downloaded the Fairfax light client for new hacks", "wait bro, my computer is flashing and blaring loud clown honk noises"

"Hey bro sounds like you have goonware on your computer"

Goonware by modpodgec December 16, 2020

goonream 

A very gooned out dream. A dream where you awake with it fresh in your mind, stunned. The dream involves a creative environment where you feel threatened, curious, and extremely self-aware. Many obstacles throughout a goonream will reflect past life experiences with a distorted depiction. The individuals you interact with are people you know in real life, perhaps acquaintances you've lost contact with.

Me: Wow I just had the craziest dream. So intense, I felt like I learned something from it.

Girlfriend: Oooo tell me about it! Sometimes that helps you remember it better.

Me: Okay I will. I consider this a goonream. Just too abstract from a dream I usually have.

goonream by Goondued December 16, 2011

goonage 

having goon like qualities or sumthing that is amusing or entertaining

knocking someone out is goonage

goonage by jhoare December 22, 2008

Goonered 

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.

"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".

Goonered by Goonered this morning March 18, 2004

Goonaner

A slur that can be directed at people of any race, religion, or sexual orientation for being pretentious or a flat out dick.

Person #1- "Did you see Dave posted another picture of his new car?"
Person #2- "Yeah, he's such a damn goonaner."
Person #2- "Damn Straight bubba."

Goonaner by O.P.D. Associate April 18, 2021