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goon4brezzzy
goon4breezy is a 5'5 midget on twitter who takes major L's everyday, he's currently number 1 in the MVP Race averaging 21 L's per day, getting Ratioed 31 times per day.
goon4brezzzy: will u date me
Gaby: you need to back off
Marcus: Ratioed
Jeffrey perkins: another day, another L
Gaby: you need to back off
Marcus: Ratioed
Jeffrey perkins: another day, another L
goon4brezzzy by TheLegendOfAimbot October 1, 2020
godnabbit
godnabbit is a combination of goddamn and dagnabbit but non vulgar non offensive alternative to goddamn it when goddamn it is not appropriate or is unwanted
godnabbit by littlejimmie March 13, 2019
Goonah Jab
Goonah Jab by Woody13243 May 15, 2010
goonbating
goonbating by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011
Goonak
An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.
Goonak by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026