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goon-maxxing 

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:
I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.
goon-maxxing by HaliPotter October 27, 2024
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goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

goodmaxxing 

goooooodf
im neing so good togay can you beliveit guy its christ masd one week away6? for real????// can you belivee int time flysa so afast christmas 1 week??? :O goodmaxxing
goodmaxxing by balls real August 4, 2022

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxx or goonmaxxing is the procces of edging until you reach a out of body hypnotic state. there are several levels in the gooning verse practice helps the edger reach a new level of hypnosis. the state of nirvana is the highest but it takes hours of edging to men preferably. goonmaxxing helps you become a redpill god and combined with fletching and soundmaxxing and jelqing and slincemaxxing you can become a psl god.
when are we Goonmaxxing grandpa ???
Kavi dial and keshawn are Goonmaxxing
Goonmaxxing by Nickolas aruis January 31, 2024

goonmaxxing 

verb

The act of gooning to the highest intensity; your splooge can’t stop coming out. When you are goonmaxxing, your serotonin levels are at a high and you have become one with the shlong. The Johnson is numb at this point but you are ascending to the heavens due to the amount of pleasure you are receiving.
Sorry guys I can’t play right now i’m Goonmaxxing.
goonmaxxing by goonmaxxer69 February 24, 2024

Goonmaxxing 

Goonmaxxing is the art of masturbation where one does it for twenty four hours everyday for an end result of an increased output of semen and length of manhood.

This is the act of watching specifically Sponge Bob Square Pants NSFW while masturbating.
Oh my god bro! i have reached my 10002nd day of Goonmaxxing!
Goonmaxxing by Rev😈 June 30, 2024
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