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Is a person who belives that google is god. They tend to practice their belifs by looking up what they don't know on google before making any other (life changing) decisions in life. As well as looking up life changing things on google, a googleist may also spend most of their freetime by randomly looking up things they don't know on google.

The Adam and Eve of google is Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
Girl1: How did you know what people say during wedding vows, even if you have never been to a wedding?

Girl2: I'm a devout googleist, we know as much as the internet holds.
Googleist by Saraness May 2, 2009

googleator 

A Googleator is a tool used to search for something on the internet. This is a generic term typically used when asking someone for a device to search (without having to ask for a "smart phone" or "tablet" or "laptop" or whatever). It simplifies the question without having to worry about what type of device they have.
"Hey Wendy, do you have your Googleator because I am trying to settle an argument and need to search the internet".
googleator by Li XiaoLong June 9, 2016

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.
My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.
Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googlectual 

A person who in arguments calls upon obscure information they found on google.com to appear more knowledgable than they are. Rampant on Usenet and most discussion boards.
Noted googlectual Tom Shelly often pasted massive articles he'd never actually read.
googlectual by Malvale February 26, 2004

Googlective

Making Google your homepage, installing the Toolbar and downloading and using as many tools from Google as possible. You are now one with the Googlective. Assistance is mutual, Microsoft is irrelevant. They will be assimilated to service us. We will add your websurfing, email and pictures to our own. You will adapt to use only our services. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Dude1: Man, Microsoft costs a nut to buy, so I got a Google account, email and started using their programs. That Toolbar and Picasa are the nugget as well!
Dude2: Welcome to the Googlective! I have everything on my Google Account. I can access it anywhere in the galaxy...I mean in the world, heh heh heh
Dude1: Why does your right arm look like an egg beater humping a VCR? <scream>
Googlective by Emerald Druid November 3, 2007

googlebated 

When your are suckered in to Googling useless shit just to prove a point.
Native Americans can't grow beards! "Hold on let me Google that!" I've been googlebated.
googlebated by Diabos January 29, 2016
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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