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goofcock
Goofcock-noun
A goofcock is one who is ridiculously pleased with themselves, and has no reason to be. Or takes themselves way too seriously. It can be used either as a noun (i.e. "he is a goofcock") or as a proper noun (i.e. "Hey! Goofcock!")
A goofcock is one who is ridiculously pleased with themselves, and has no reason to be. Or takes themselves way too seriously. It can be used either as a noun (i.e. "he is a goofcock") or as a proper noun (i.e. "Hey! Goofcock!")
He wouldn't shut up about himself for ten minutes and then proceeded to ask me out. What a goofcock.
goofcock by ElegantWaste March 25, 2006
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Goosecock the Barbarian
originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.
if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight
Goosecock the Barbarian by ihatesmith February 26, 2005
Goosecock the Barbarian
Goosecock the Barbarian by asdfa March 3, 2005
goofycrackle
A term used to define someone with Helen Keller-esque qualities; used mainly by old women and/or drug addicts.
Matt: Hey Cheyenne, go watch the video I posted!
Cheyenne: I don't see it.
Matt: Scroll down, ya goofycrackle.
Cheyenne: I don't see it.
Matt: Scroll down, ya goofycrackle.
goofycrackle by grrimatigerbeatch December 11, 2010
Goofnocker
Goofnocker by Bonnie Bruise Goofnocker May 4, 2018
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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