goofycock 

A cock that's goofy like a small cock cock cock cock I bet you like cock bro that’s gay

“Goofy cock bro”

Reading this means you have a goofy cock.

"AYO that dude has a goofycock!"

goofycock by Goofycock July 7, 2023

goofcock 

Goofcock-noun

A goofcock is one who is ridiculously pleased with themselves, and has no reason to be. Or takes themselves way too seriously. It can be used either as a noun (i.e. "he is a goofcock") or as a proper noun (i.e. "Hey! Goofcock!")

He wouldn't shut up about himself for ten minutes and then proceeded to ask me out. What a goofcock.

goofcock by ElegantWaste March 25, 2006

Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

Goosecock the Barbarian by ihatesmith February 26, 2005

goofydocious 

Extremely silly and out of this world goofy

Yo dawg that was so goofydocious

goofydocious by Slaydome March 29, 2023

Goosecock the Barbarian

.....just see emosexual

FUCK Goosecok quit slitting your wirsts with your "lizard" and quit being so god damn emosexual!!

Goosecock the Barbarian by asdfa March 3, 2005

goofycrackle 

A term used to define someone with Helen Keller-esque qualities; used mainly by old women and/or drug addicts.

Matt: Hey Cheyenne, go watch the video I posted!

Cheyenne: I don't see it.

Matt: Scroll down, ya goofycrackle.

goofycrackle by grrimatigerbeatch December 11, 2010

Goofnocker 

An idiot, normally associated with Bonniebruise

"Ryan, is such a fucken goofnocker!"

Goofnocker by Bonnie Bruise Goofnocker May 4, 2018