Noun: A total embarrassment.
A goofenbocker is a person who excels in such traits as intoxicated flirtation with the waitress, over-competitiveness in non-competitive gaming, and an overall obliviousness to all actions. In summary, goofenbocker usually thinks, in his own
head, that he is the coolerbocker. It is customary to elect a Goofenbocker of the
day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.
Regional note: In New
England and parts of Canada a goofenbocker is sometimes referred to as a goofenbacker.
Etymology: From the German phrase "Gesamte Verlegenheit Gūfenbaachūr"