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godlycock

male gentiala which is very long and girthy
wow he has a godlycock
by cocksuckerwithmegagodlycokc January 5, 2022
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Goldicock

An adjective used to describe a penis that's not too big, not too small, but just right.
For men: "I always worried girls thought I was small, but last night Sarah told me I had a Goldicock so I feel much better."

For women: "Telling guys with small dicks they have Goldicocks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities."
by blinkeythefish April 27, 2010
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Godlycoddler

Those with what Dan Dennett describes as "belief in belief". Generally, science minded atheists who believe that such figures as Richard Dawkins, PZ Myers, A.C. Grayling, Jerry Coyne etc. would do best to keep quiet about the matter, prefering the accomodationist approach that has been unsuccessful for the last several decades.
A. The godlycoddlers are upset that Dawkins has released another book.

B. Well sure, society wide change always works best when the proponents of change sit down, shut up, and know their place.
by Kitty'sBitch July 19, 2009
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Goldicocks

A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.
We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."
by Faster Redhead June 4, 2016
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Godcock

1. An exclamation of distress or ire.

2. An adjective describing an impossibly large quantity.
Sweet Godcock of Christ, Mr. Patterson!

Godcock!

Man do I have a Godcock of work to do tonight.
by Werbsmith September 7, 2007
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Goldicocks

A gay guy that always complains about his tricks cocks, some are too big, some are too small, some are too curved, etc. Goldicocks is always looking for the perfect cock.
Mario is always complaining his partners cocks are never exactly what he wants. He is such a Goldicocks!
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gollywock

In the south west of England it is used as another word for a rapist
James: Ill slit your dick you gollywock.
Adam: Damn You Good Sir!
by SaintFartalot March 11, 2017
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