goofcock

Goofcock-noun

A goofcock is one who is ridiculously pleased with themselves, and has no reason to be. Or takes themselves way too seriously. It can be used either as a noun (i.e. "he is a goofcock") or as a proper noun (i.e. "Hey! Goofcock!")

He wouldn't shut up about himself for ten minutes and then proceeded to ask me out. What a goofcock.

by ElegantWaste March 25, 2006

goofycock

A cock that's goofy like a small cock cock cock cock I bet you like cock bro that’s gay

“Goofy cock bro”

Reading this means you have a goofy cock.

"AYO that dude has a goofycock!"

by Goofycock July 7, 2023

Goofnocker

An idiot, normally associated with Bonniebruise

"Ryan, is such a fucken goofnocker!"

by Bonnie Bruise Goofnocker May 4, 2018