A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.
That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.
A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.
That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.