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2 definitions by machine119

gooftard

A person who acts kind of goofy-retared, but has the capibility to act normal. Coined by Adam Carolla on the radio show Love Line.

That guy is such a gooftard; he put his underwear on over his pants.

by machine119 November 22, 2004

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waffle crapper

A waffle crapper is a girl so smokin' hot that if she crapped on a waffle, it would turn you on. Coined on the radio show Love Line.

That babe at the pool was a freakin' waffle crapper.

by machine119 November 23, 2004

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