by Nathan Bradford November 1, 2006
Get the goochen mug.A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
by Kalbach September 30, 2023
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by Guocheng September 13, 2017
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by poowaker69 May 25, 2007
Get the goochess mug.To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015
Get the gooched on mug.These are the men of the legends. They are the source of the gum under counter, they are the reason that there is pee on the toilet seat. These are the ones that cut you off on the highway, the ones that ignore the children in Africa, the ones who eat cereal without milk.(every day)
These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.
These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.
They must be stopped.
They must be killed.
They are the Goochmen.
These are the men of shadows. They come from the deep, moist crevices in the Earth. Some say they are the cause of the war in the Middle East, some say they were the reason for bands like Creed and Nickelback. Some say they steal tables, steal money, and candy, but not virginities.
These are the men of the bottom clan - they feed off of negativity and greed, hate and selfishness, small penises and body odor. Their aura of hatred and shittiness is palpable, a sinking feeling that permeats the skin and drills to the soul.
They must be stopped.
They must be killed.
They are the Goochmen.
by jDawg21312543643 October 27, 2010
Get the Goochmen mug.When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
Oh man, that's a goocher
by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
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