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goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

Goobling 

A large, carnivorous creature, that dwells within Dan's nasal cavity.
Goobling by Anonymous September 21, 2003

goobling 

Consuming large quantities of computer resources when running a web 2.0 style application. These resources may be memory, hard drive space, and commonly bandwidth due to "chatty" service calls.
The application loads lots of images at once and it was goobling my connection with TCP requests. Also, the image proxy had a memory leak which was goobling the web server.
goobling by jkichline June 30, 2007

Goobling 

When you are so intent on stalking a chick that you Google her AND you Bing her....
I've been Goobling the hell out of that chick, and now I know just about everything I need to know.
Goobling by Kanji_Flufenoff January 1, 2015

gooblagingun

A safe version of gooning to use in everyday life without the unknowledged thinking its sexual. Safe.
*an anime girl image*
you: "oh my gooblagingun!!"
dude: "bro what"
you: "I would gooblagingun to ts gng"
dude: "you pmo"
gooblagingun by totallynororiginal November 7, 2025

Goonmaxing 

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)
Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn
Goonmaxing by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024