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gooblaxing 

to wolf down some amazing goober sandwiches while chilling with friends and family, especially cousins.
Me and my awesome cousing Ryan were gooblaxing down in Florida while on our freshman year spring break.
gooblaxing by schwanny December 5, 2012
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goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

Goobling 

A large, carnivorous creature, that dwells within Dan's nasal cavity.
Goobling by Anonymous September 21, 2003

goobling 

Consuming large quantities of computer resources when running a web 2.0 style application. These resources may be memory, hard drive space, and commonly bandwidth due to "chatty" service calls.
The application loads lots of images at once and it was goobling my connection with TCP requests. Also, the image proxy had a memory leak which was goobling the web server.
goobling by jkichline June 30, 2007

Goobling 

When you are so intent on stalking a chick that you Google her AND you Bing her....
I've been Goobling the hell out of that chick, and now I know just about everything I need to know.
Goobling by Kanji_Flufenoff January 1, 2015

gooblagingun

A safe version of gooning to use in everyday life without the unknowledged thinking its sexual. Safe.
*an anime girl image*
you: "oh my gooblagingun!!"
dude: "bro what"
you: "I would gooblagingun to ts gng"
dude: "you pmo"
gooblagingun by totallynororiginal November 7, 2025

Goonmaxing 

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)
Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn
Goonmaxing by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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