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goofmaxing 

Goofmaxing is an act of hysterically gooning, when gooning for a long period of time one reaches a state of hallucinating and or laughing hysterically
I overheard Ben laughing in the bathroom but he wouldn’t stop or tell us what was funny, he must’ve been goofmaxing
goofmaxing by JuffJelqing February 29, 2024
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Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.
"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."
Goofymaxing by InvadrJim April 16, 2023

goonmaxing 

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery
"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"
goonmaxing by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

gooblaxing 

to wolf down some amazing goober sandwiches while chilling with friends and family, especially cousins.
Me and my awesome cousing Ryan were gooblaxing down in Florida while on our freshman year spring break.
gooblaxing by schwanny December 5, 2012

goodmaxxing 

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goodmaxxing by balls real August 4, 2022

Goonmaxing 

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)
Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn
Goonmaxing by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024

Goonmaxing 

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.
Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night
Goonmaxing by Vauss April 25, 2024
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