Salsa Cereal

When you are dipping chips in salsa, and you get down to the last crumbs of chips which are too small to pick up and dip, you just pour them into the salsa and get a spoon and mix them in and eat it like cereal. This allows you to get the last of the chips blended with the salsa. No wasted chips, more good food for you.....:)

I ran out of dip-sized chips, so I just poured the crumbs into the salsa bowl, grabbed a spoon, and ate me some Salsa Cereal.

by Kanji_Flufenoff August 7, 2010

Rubbleshooting

When you are “troubleshooting” a failed process, but the situation is so messed up that you are walking through the “rubble” of the devastation of when the original process ran in order to troubleshoot the situation.

Man, this code upgrade was a total disaster. I’ve been rubbleshooting this crap for 3 hours straight!

by Kanji_Flufenoff December 1, 2020

Embareaskin

"Embarrassed to show skin." As when your body has a problem (usually too FAT) that prevents you from taking your shirt off in public without getting embarrassed about it.

Since I gained that 15 pounds as a Freshman, it's a little EMBAREASKIN to take my shirt off around my buddies.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 10, 2011

Exactimate

Opposite of an "estimate"

The estimate was a little off - the exactimate comes to $58.25.

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 30, 2010

Mecumtized

When you go to a large car show or car auction, and you are so "hypnotized" by looking at one car or two, that you MISS one car or two, cars that are RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, and you see those cars later and are disbelieving or amazed or surprised that you did not even SEE those other cars, since you missed them while you were "hypno(Mecum)tized" by the other cars that you were looking at when you went passed them.

I did not even see that 1931 Cadillac Fleetwood Coupe V12 before. Did you see it? I must have been Mecumtized by that Heritage GT500 or that carbon-fiber-body Charger. That thing is SO COOL!

by Kanji_Flufenoff September 6, 2024

orta

A Texas slang word for "ought to."

You really think you orta be messin' with that snake?

by Kanji_Flufenoff October 17, 2010

getcherass

A combined, quickly pronounced version of "Get Your Ass..." which is customarily followed by a location. Generally used by a Father toward his children, in order to get their quick attention and response.

Getcherass in the car, we are LATE already !!!

by Kanji_Flufenoff July 15, 2010