goonmaxing

Goonmaxing
(Goon-max-ing)

-verb

Maximising ones goonish attributes to become a better Goon such as aquiring a high quality bandit mask, getting to know your boss and fellow goons, going to the gym to be better at the whole hired muscle thing and joining a union for goons and other such hired henchery

"Sorry guys, I can't go out to the pub with you rn, I'm goonmaxing"

by Goon-Mman July 2, 2023

Goonmaxing

Going all-out (maxing) when you are gooning (edging so hard that you start to hallucinate)

Leave him alone, he’s busy goonmaxing rn

by Q-lover6000 February 15, 2024

Goonmaxing

The act of Gooning at every possible moment, at home, at work, at school, anywhere you can grab a moment to goon.

Man I caught Carl Goonmaxing in the work van the other night

by Vauss April 25, 2024

goonmaxing

A goon is someone who can't/won't stop masturbating for any reason. Therefore, goonmaxing is doing all of the same but turned up to the thousand percent.

Example: "I'm a goon, but lately I've obtained a sex doll, I've edged myself into oblivion for the past 3 months, subscribed to so many onlyfans I can't even count. I've inadvertently goonmaxing."

by UDNerd May 2, 2024

goonbating

Drug-induced state of prolonged masturbation.

He was so high, he sat in front of the TV, watching porn, and goonbating til his dick was raw.

by Big Little Joe December 15, 2011

Goofymaxing

When someone is maximizing the amount of their actions to be goofy, silly, or foolish in a harmless way. Being intentionally klutzy or saying stupid things can also qualify. It's a wholesome way of attracting attention to oneself, liven the mood, or create a positive environment. Some people are already considered goofy, so some may just try to go with the flow instead of against it.

"Look at John! He wore a wizard hat to the office today." "Oh that's just him goofymaxing."

by InvadrJim April 16, 2023

gooblaxing

to wolf down some amazing goober sandwiches while chilling with friends and family, especially cousins.

Me and my awesome cousing Ryan were gooblaxing down in Florida while on our freshman year spring break.

by schwanny December 5, 2012