a not-so-rare creature that has somehow managed to make itself unappealing to all 5 senses. their offenses include but are not limited to: greasy hair, greasy skin, an all around lack of personal hygiene, unsightly facial structure, unbecoming clothing, and a very long, very questionable list of sexual partners.
uma: "did you go home with that fuckin gooface from the bar last night?"
"My friend didn't know not to say gookface, so when our asian friend walked up to us in a populated area, he screamed "HEY GOOKFACE" and the wholecrowd looked at him.