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a not-so-rare creature that has somehow managed to make itself unappealing to all 5 senses. their offenses include but are not limited to: greasy hair, greasy skin, an all around lack of personal hygiene, unsightly facial structure, unbecoming clothing, and a very long, very questionable list of sexual partners.
uma: "did you go home with that fuckin gooface from the bar last night?"

gunther: "nah man. bitch was the gooiest."
gooface by steinenhoot April 30, 2010
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she wanted a hot carl but what she really got,was a goo face.
gooface by jeff June 2, 2003
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The countenance worn by World of Warcraft guild leaders that signals a raid to begin an encounter. GoFace is usually spammed in guild, raid, yell, say, or /rs chat in order to get everyone's attention. GoFace cannot be disputed.
None of the mages had any mana, but Tormalor threw up the GoFace, so the warriors charged in and wiped everyone.
GoFace by Tormalor May 2, 2005
An over-zealous expression made of smile and 45 degrees.
A: See that guy over there? What the fuck is he doing?
B: It's the Godface. He just told a ridiculous joke.
Godface by The Legendary Q March 10, 2007

Gookface 

A derogatory term for use against someone of Asian (usually Korean) heritage.
"My friend didn't know not to say gookface, so when our asian friend walked up to us in a populated area, he screamed "HEY GOOKFACE" and the whole crowd looked at him.
Gookface by Boner_Gonna_Bone September 5, 2013

goobface 

a person who is a total goof ball. not just a slight one, a total one.
Amy is such a goobface. She just tried to break dance and it didnt go so well. She ended up in the punch bowl.
goobface by Dearheart May 21, 2010

Goonfaced 

The retarded level of drunken unawareness caused by drinking a excessive amounts of goon
I got so goonfaced last night i woke up in the grass face down in another city
Goonfaced by The Goon Squad October 29, 2012
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