a not-so-rare creature that has somehow managed to make itself unappealing to all 5 senses. their offenses include but are not limited to: greasy hair, greasy skin, an all around lack of personal hygiene, unsightly facial structure, unbecoming clothing, and a very long, very questionable list of sexual partners.
uma: "did you go home with that fuckin gooface from the bar last night?"
gunther: "nah man. bitch was the gooiest."
gunther: "nah man. bitch was the gooiest."
by steinenhoot April 30, 2010
what your mother was last night
by jeff June 02, 2003