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gonkler

a.k.a rocketman

when you fart and sneeze at the same time, sometimes ejecting you from your seat.

warning: very painfull on the butthole.
james flew out of his chair after farting and sneezing at the same time.

"what are you gonna name that one?" chris asked.
Answer, "Gonkler"
by the sneaky indian May 2, 2009
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Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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Gongler

A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.

A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."

He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"

"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
by dw8177 February 16, 2018
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Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.
Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked
by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022
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Gonklet

A baby gonk. (An ugly baby with big, googly, bulging eyes)
Aww, look at that gonklet.
by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004
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Gonkers

When a man or Woman has consumed a lethal amount of meth and runs around butt naked in the street.
Dude he’s totally Gonkers right now.
by wonkywilly April 21, 2021
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gonker

usually a player of a videogame called "Dark Souls 3", who insults and sends hatemail to people who defeated him (usually in the videogame "Dark Souls 3 ").
"your such a cheater i bet your fivee go get a life"
"ok gonker"
by freddy46 January 8, 2019
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