gonkle
The action of tipping back on two legs when sitting on a four legged chair. Potentially life threatening.
gonkle by Anoonymooose December 9, 2012
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Dutch gonker
A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
ginkle
"I can tolerate their lifestyle, I just don't understand why they have to be such ginkles about it. Keep that shit to yourself."
"Let's beat the shit out of this ginkle."
"We will never be free until the last ginkle is dead."
"Let's beat the shit out of this ginkle."
"We will never be free until the last ginkle is dead."
ginkle by Death2Ginkles May 22, 2021
Gongler
A Gongler is someone who removes an entertainer from the stage when they do something that is supposed to be entertaining but turns out - it is not.
A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."
He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
A good example of a Gongler would be the clown, "Sandman" from "Live At The Apollo."
He would show up during a bad act, get the performer off the stage, and do a bit of a dance himself to entertain the audience as the next act is prepared.
"Did you see that show last night about the man with his trained snails ?"
"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
"Dude, that was so bad. The Gongler came out and swept him off with his broom."
gongle
1. n an idiot or moron
2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile
3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
2. v (to dongle) to act idiotically or like an imbecile
3. a (gongly/gongle) describes an action that is silly, idiotic, moronic etc etc
Verb:
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"
"Stop gongling with me, I'm not interested!"
"Let's go gongling today!"
Noun:
"Oh my word, last night was such a gongle!"
"Stop being such a gongle."
Adjective:
"Well, that was a gongly thing to do!"
"Tha' was gongle, inni'?"
Gönke
Gönke by Donkey AIDS December 28, 2020
Gookle Maps
The secret, gook cult, map-based, video game strategy guide that can only be seen with proper vent vision in order to thoroughly ass rape an opponent.
Kyung-Jun-Park-Lee-Chun had one hand on his dick and Gookle Maps in the other when he beat me by five shots in virtual golf.
Gookle Maps by Mad Mick! November 28, 2016