gonkle

The action of tipping back on two legs when sitting on a four legged chair. Potentially life threatening.

Grandma: Don't gonkle or you'll break your face, goddammit!

by Anoonymooose December 7, 2012

Gonkling

a slur or contemptuous term for a baby goose

This one angry ass gonker gave birth to a million fucking gonklings and now there is shit all over campus.

by ninthhorizon June 20, 2018