gunkler

When a woman is giving oral pleasure to a man and once he ejaculates, the man finds the oldest condiment in the fridge, pours it in a shot glass, and throws it at her face hoping to make it in her mouth

Yo, me and Abby had sex last night, that b**ch is a gunkler.

by jakeblasterr October 6, 2021

gunkerblasted

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.

Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈

by Winterq July 6, 2022

guntlers

(noun) decorative tattoo (often tribal in design) applied to the cunt gut of an over-weight individual.

Man, check out that hog Dave is slobbering on - she has mighty guntlers.

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 16, 2017

Gunker

A Gothic/punk raver.

Tend to be underage, wear corset-like tops and/or other revealing clothing (think ripped tutus and tights), and far too much make up. May also enjoy drama and other attention-seeking behaviors, which can often be observed through the over-use of "poor and vulnerable me" story lines.

Wow did you see/hear that (what is presumably but not always a) girl?!? Ugh, what a Gunker!

by TwiKy November 15, 2010

gunkle

gay uncle; an uncle that is gay.

I love my Gunkle Mark and my Gunkle Ed!

by lzybrunette April 24, 2010

Gunklesnizer

a gunklesnizer is a word that only the creators will know the true meaning. This will be a urban laegend forever

your such a gunklesnizer!

by nh jm unknown creators October 13, 2011