Gonklet

A baby gonk. (An ugly baby with big, googly, bulging eyes)

Aww, look at that gonklet.

by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004

Gronklet

A Gronklet is generally someone that lacks core motor skills and or social skills.

In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"

Can also refer to someone that has a small stature

Jordan you're a gronklet. you lack basic skills to function in human society.... Please Die

by Mrjordie August 21, 2018

gonkler

a.k.a rocketman

when you fart and sneeze at the same time, sometimes ejecting you from your seat.

warning: very painfull on the butthole.

james flew out of his chair after farting and sneezing at the same time.

"what are you gonna name that one?" chris asked.
Answer, "Gonkler"

by the sneaky indian May 2, 2009

gooklet

A racial slur for a small asian child.

Tony : Hey Albert , see that little gooklet over there!

Albert: Yeah bro that he looks like a kpop cunt

by JohnVSalmon1990 December 20, 2019

gonkle

The action of tipping back on two legs when sitting on a four legged chair. Potentially life threatening.

Grandma: Don't gonkle or you'll break your face, goddammit!

by Anoonymooose December 9, 2012

Ginklet

A baby from the Orient or any sub-race with a pumpkin head and sloped face. Floss is the only thing needed to blindfold them. AKA Banana, Twinky and Oreo.

Our Ginklet twin grandsons were born yesterday.

by Snowpimp48 March 12, 2023

gohklet

people who gonk their chair when they’re dathhead

you’re seeming kind of gohklet today

by tristens ass August 14, 2023