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A baby gonk. (An ugly baby with big, googly, bulging eyes)
Aww, look at that gonklet.
Gonklet by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004
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Gronklet 

A Gronklet is generally someone that lacks core motor skills and or social skills.

In Australia it is common for the boiz to say "You're a bloody Gronklet mate"

Can also refer to someone that has a small stature
Jordan you're a gronklet. you lack basic skills to function in human society.... Please Die
Gronklet by Mrjordie August 21, 2018
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a.k.a rocketman

when you fart and sneeze at the same time, sometimes ejecting you from your seat.

warning: very painfull on the butthole.
james flew out of his chair after farting and sneezing at the same time.

"what are you gonna name that one?" chris asked.
Answer, "Gonkler"
gonkler by the sneaky indian May 2, 2009
A racial slur for a small asian child.
Tony : Hey Albert , see that little gooklet over there!

Albert: Yeah bro that he looks like a kpop cunt
gooklet by JohnVSalmon1990 December 20, 2019
The action of tipping back on two legs when sitting on a four legged chair. Potentially life threatening.
Grandma: Don't gonkle or you'll break your face, goddammit!
gonkle by Anoonymooose December 9, 2012
A baby from the Orient or any sub-race with a pumpkin head and sloped face. Floss is the only thing needed to blindfold them. AKA Banana, Twinky and Oreo.
Our Ginklet twin grandsons were born yesterday.
Ginklet by Snowpimp48 March 12, 2023
people who gonk their chair when they’re dathhead
you’re seeming kind of gohklet today
gohklet by tristens ass August 14, 2023
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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